| | Tags: | photographs | | Current Music: | eisley - marvelous things | | Time: | 11:28 am |
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| baton rouge 07! grainy cell phone pics! stone vaginas!
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also i totes didn't do an entry about unirondack | comments: Leave a comment   |
| | Current Music: | hurricane chris - a bay bay | | Time: | 05:09 pm |
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| | swuusi this last week. love camp but omg love home more. saw more tatas and hoohahs than i knew what to do with. | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | little t, "shaniqua" | | Time: | 04:54 pm |
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| A guy goes into his doctor and he says, "Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf."
The doctor says, "Well, please... I think you should stop masturbating."
The guys says, "Why? Would that help?"
The doctor replies, "No, but it's bothering the other patients." | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | rock lobster! | | Time: | 11:08 pm |
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| i'm proud to say that i've not been keeping up with this because i've been so diligent with my REAL journal.
okay, it's a diary. is there a difference? i reckon a diary is for little girls. i'll call it a journal starting the day i turn 18, cause certainly that will make me feel like an adult.
so i suppose that's where i stand as far as LJ. more people are on myspace, anyway. | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| lol this journal is super-dead
x french maid: If you were stranded on an island with your crush, boyfriend, best guy friend, and ex... and you had a chance to get off the island alone, would you leave or stay?
JonMarkGo: It depends how close I was to them
JonMarkGo: wait
JonMarkGo: no
JonMarkGo: Hm
JonMarkGo: It really depends
JonMarkGo: I'd hope that they urged me to leave or something and then i'd feel guilty about it later
x french maid: see if you switch the genders to girls you could totally populate the island though
x french maid: create a kingdom
JonMarkGo: True
JonMarkGo: We could have monkey butlers
JonMarkGo: I'd stay
x french maid: haha
JonMarkGo: you?
x french maid: well if i go, i can lead back rescuers or something
JonMarkGo: Perhaps
x french maid: cause i'm sure not gonna populate an island with just me
x french maid: and some monkey ladies :\
JonMarkGo: ROFL
JonMarkGo: And that's a good note to end on | | comments: Leave a comment |
| XxGoO NinJA GoxX: you missed my away message
x french maid: oh man
x french maid: well let me see it!
XxGoO NinJA GoxX: okay lol
XxGoO NinJA GoxX is away at 6:56:10 PM.
XxGoO NinJA GoxX: there you go
x french maid: ............wow
Auto response from XxGoO NinJA GoxX: i'm jacking off. leave me alone.
x french maid: and are you?
XxGoO NinJA GoxX: LOL
XxGoO NinJA GoxX: i did.... then i got rid of the away message rofl
XxGoO NinJA GoxX: is that personal enough for you"?
x french maid: yes
x french maid: quite
XxGoO NinJA GoxX: hey im not the one who has porn on their i-pod. even tho if i had an i-pod i would probably put porn on it.
x french maid: hey now. for all you know, i only have that for the street cred
XxGoO NinJA GoxX: riteeeeee | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| | i sort of forgot to write anything about disney world. soon, maybe? | | comments: Leave a comment |
| x french maid: you hurt my feeling
summeriinthecity: just one?
x french maid: it's the only one i have :-(
summeriinthecity: rofl
x french maid: tell me a joke before i go to bed
summeriinthecity: what did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left
x french maid: idk
summeriinthecity: bison lolz
x french maid: ROFL ROFL ROFL | | comments: Leave a comment |
| summeriinthecity: lol eragon
summeriinthecity: lol you suck
x french maid: why?
summeriinthecity: because youre seeing that movie
summeriinthecity: so lame
summeriinthecity: and you read the book
x french maid: at least i read at all
lameness poll
who is lamer | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| summeriinthecity: how do you make a milkshake?
x french maid: put milk and ice cream in a blender
x french maid: and press "blend"
summeriinthecity: scare it!
summeriinthecity: teheheh
summeriinthecity: knock knock
x french maid: who dat
summeriinthecity: agatha
x french maid: agatha who
summeriinthecity: nvm this one sux
summeriinthecity: knock knock
summeriinthecity: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
x french maid: GO AWAY
summeriinthecity: kent
x french maid: I DON'T KNOW A KENT
summeriinthecity: kent you tell who this is?
summeriinthecity: HAHAHAHAH
summeriinthecity: how can you help a starving cannibal?
x french maid: bring him your fattest friend
summeriinthecity: which would be U
summeriinthecity: but newayz
x french maid: :-(
summeriinthecity: give them a hand hah hahaha
summeriinthecity: WHAT IS A WITCHES FAV DRINK
x french maid: what?
summeriinthecity: tea-heeh-hee!!!!!!
summeriinthecity: tahahahahhahahahAHHAHAS
x french maid: what?
summeriinthecity: summeriinthecity (6:45:57 PM): tea-heeh-hee!!!!!!
x french maid: i don't get it
summeriinthecity: tea
summeriinthecity: hehe
x french maid: everybody drinks tea
summeriinthecity: esp witches
x french maid: do you wash your clothes with windex?
x french maid: cos i can see myself in your pants :-*
summeriinthecity: gggggrrrrrrooooosssssss | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | ~once more with feeling~ | | Time: | 09:23 pm |
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| | happy 007, wut wut | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | i'm a little wound up. in the last hour, i've seen at least 5 misused commas where a semi-colon ought go. this makes me very sad; the semi-colon is my favorite punctuation mark. | | comments: 11 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | spice girls, "stop" | | Time: | 12:12 am |
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| | i'm literally glittering with glitter. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | my paper heart, all-american rejects | | Time: | 01:55 am |
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| i'm jonesing for a bagel right now. and some buffy.
and some rally.
and some new icons.
the night is young. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| documentxourlove: elaine <3 weeeed
x french maid: i bet u $3 eric will be high when we see him
documentxourlove: i dont bet
documentxourlove: not wasting my money
x french maid: fine i bet you $0
documentxourlove: ok
x french maid: NO
documentxourlove: lol what
x french maid: i bet you bodyguard-ness
documentxourlove: NO
documentxourlove: NO BET
x french maid: if he's not, i'll do it
x french maid: otehrwise u get fuufed and prly raped
documentxourlove: no no no
documentxourlove: what!!
x french maid: by robby
documentxourlove: bets off
x french maid: :-(
documentxourlove: okso get this
documentxourlove: i think my dad is going
documentxourlove: to the rally
documentxourlove: and staying
documentxourlove: >||||
x french maid: he is
x french maid: lmao
x french maid: we're going to find you a man
documentxourlove: if you chose you would choose
documentxourlove: someone ugly with a great personality!!!!!!!!!!1
documentxourlove: and prb fatty to
x french maid: is that so bad?
documentxourlove: yes
documentxourlove: i have high standards
documentxourlove: IM BEAUTIFUL INSIDEAND OUT
x french maid: your guts have a floral print
documentxourlove: sounds good 2 me | | comments: Leave a comment |
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